Fashion for the Bear about town

Occasionally, even I have to leave the carnivorous forest to interface with the human world.  In those cases, I find it better to draw as little attention to myself as possible.  This is best served by blending in with the natives as much as possible. However, I am a bear that is severely lacking in fashion sense. I guess bears dressed in leather motorcycle jackets and “I Failed the Turing TestThinkGeek Tshirts attract attention…and not the positive kind. Continue reading



What the hell are you lookin’ at? I said what are you lookin’ at, boy? You don’t know me! You think you know me? Huh, boy? You think you know me or somethin’? Yeah, well piss off! You ain’t so special.